via @Carmen, who hid a Steel Magnolias quote in hers, so I hid one in mine.
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No but I've had two Kalisa's named after me, and one of them has had a Kalisa named after her, so...never mind, I have no idea how to draw that tree.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
In the theater at Les Miz.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I actually kinda do. If I have the right pen.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
olive loaf just kidding I don't eat cold cuts
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
One, although technically he's not really a "kid" anymore.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Oh sure. I'm hilarious.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
No, never. Absolutely not. Uh-uh.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Pretty sure they're around here somewhere.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
not even for a million dollars.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
The only cereal I can eat anymore is chex and chex is boring. I used to like Life and peanut butter Cap'n Crunch.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
no. that's a pointless exercise.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
no. not at all. super-duper weakling. Know how many push-ups I can do? NONE.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
I can no longer have Ben & Jerry's Brownie Cheesecake which is the best damn ice cream ON THE PLANET so now I eat coconut ice cream and put mini chocolate chips in it.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
their style (or, you know...lack thereof.)
15. RED OR PINK?
pink. Unless we're talking blood, and then I prefer mine be red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
my jacked up back
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
18. WHAT IS THE TECHNIQUE THAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THE MOST?
My technique is really good. I think my form and content will improve with time.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
cheese omelet & hash browns
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
the Grizzlies game
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
purple. it's complicated.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
24. HOW IMPORTANT ARE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS TO YOU?
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
beach. unless I'm in the witness protection plan. then the hideaway one.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Saints football; Tiger basketball
27. HAIR COLOR?
28. EYE COLOR?
no, they're fine the way they are.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
grilled fish tacos
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
never scary movies. never ever ever
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
in the south? Winter
35. FAVORITE DESSERT?
chocolate cake. oh, wait, I thought you said "favorite breakfast."
36. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?
heh. heh heh. Funny.
37. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION?
38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I'm like 2/3 through Wonder Boys and it has gotten so boring and the characters are so pitiful that it's depressing me and now I'm not sure I can go on.
39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
my what now?
40. FAVORITE SOUND?
mostly I hate sounds. especially loud ones or repetitive ones.
41. FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC?
alternative. and show tunes
42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
43. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I used to be a pretty good singer once. I'm still damn good when I'm alone in the car.
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
in a hospital. HAHAHA. I told you I was hilarious. Washington, DC
45. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
46. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE?
I can't really answer that without going outside and looking at it.
47. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
48. DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING 48 QUESTIONS?
probably way more than you enjoy reading them.