Favorite 2012 Tweets about...Social Media

This week we've learned that Twitter can be entertaining and fun. We'll wrap up with entertaining and fun tweets about Twitter. 

@HonestMiss

Once I send a tweet it's not my fuckin problem anymore.

@Lin_Manuel

Every time I see a shortened link on Twitter with the first two letters "ow," My brain makes a little Michael Jackson noise.

@Mike_FTW

Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom.

@OutNumberedisMe

I don't understand Pinterest. All I see are pictures of cupcakes, wedding dresses and Ryan Gosling. Am I being Punk'd?

@lonelysandwich

“Okay, sounds food” is the first draft of every text message I've ever written.

@Leeharmon

When I see insane people on the street talking to themselves I want to tell them about Twitter.

@Sundry

So we're all going to JC Penney this weekend to buy that awesome 'too pretty for homework' shirt, right?

@ianracey

klout : clout :: krab : crab

@9to5Life

Oh nothing, just commenting "Georgia O'Keeffe?" on every flower picture on Pinterest.

@amybhole

Everyone at #SXSW taking the same 2 Instagram pics: Blurry band on stage or blurry crowd at party. You'd think "creatives" could do better.

@MarloThomas

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." Plato

@benkunz

If you tweet me 5 social media lessons from Dr. Seuss, I will unfollow you.

@lauriewrites

It's impossible not to be happy for @TheBloggess if you're a writer who found your voice on the Internet. Or if you know her. Or are alive.

@alotofnothing

No, I don't want to enable social reading, Jerkface Zuckerberg. I'd like to read salacious stories without the world knowing.

@lauriewrites

"Ted Nugent used to run around in a loincloth screaming." (My new trick is to stop reading comments if the 1st one makes me laugh.)

@lauriewrites

It's always the very best and very worst things that are untweetable around here.

@5and1

Told people at work that I’ll be attending BlogHer & now I’ve been asked for the name of my blog. I told them I write dooce.

@unmarketing

Nothing says "I've given up on Twitter" quite like a tweeted cut-off Facebook status update.

@schmutzie

If you've narrowed your engagement down to a stream of feigned product excitement, I hope it's worth the dollar bills.

@Oatmeal

"Please consider the environment before printing this email" Who in the name of Earth's evergreen butthole prints out emails?

@Carbamide

My mother used to print out joke emails to show me when I would come over. She’s dead now though.

@LettersOfNote

Tip: That film you're unimpressed with *might* be enjoyable if you turn off Twitter & actually watch it. A gamble, I know, but worth a shot.