This week we've learned that Twitter can be entertaining and fun. We'll wrap up with entertaining and fun tweets about Twitter.
Once I send a tweet it's not my fuckin problem anymore.
Every time I see a shortened link on Twitter with the first two letters "ow," My brain makes a little Michael Jackson noise.
Meeting with a social media consultant about how to better leverage my twitter stream for optimum engagement. Kidding. Banging your mom.
I don't understand Pinterest. All I see are pictures of cupcakes, wedding dresses and Ryan Gosling. Am I being Punk'd?
“Okay, sounds food” is the first draft of every text message I've ever written.
When I see insane people on the street talking to themselves I want to tell them about Twitter.
So we're all going to JC Penney this weekend to buy that awesome 'too pretty for homework' shirt, right?
klout : clout :: krab : crab
Oh nothing, just commenting "Georgia O'Keeffe?" on every flower picture on Pinterest.
#SXSW taking the same 2 Instagram pics:
Blurry band on stage or blurry crowd at party. You'd think
"creatives" could do better.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." Plato
If you tweet me 5 social media lessons from Dr. Seuss, I will unfollow you.
It's impossible not to be happy for @TheBloggess if you're a writer who found your voice on the Internet. Or if you know her. Or are alive.
No, I don't want to enable social reading, Jerkface Zuckerberg. I'd like to read salacious stories without the world knowing.
"Ted Nugent used to run around in a loincloth screaming." (My new trick is to stop reading comments if the 1st one makes me laugh.)
It's always the very best and very worst things that are untweetable around here.
Told people at work that I’ll be attending BlogHer & now I’ve been asked for the name of my blog. I told them I write dooce.
Nothing says "I've given up on Twitter" quite like a tweeted cut-off Facebook status update.
If you've narrowed your engagement down to a stream of feigned product excitement, I hope it's worth the dollar bills.
"Please consider the environment before printing this email" Who in the name of Earth's evergreen butthole prints out emails?
My mother used to print out joke emails to show me when I would come over. She’s dead now though.
Tip: That film you're unimpressed with *might* be enjoyable if you turn off Twitter & actually watch it. A gamble, I know, but worth a shot.