2012 in 140 characters or less

I have compiled my year-end review of 2012 Twitter faves. And let me just say: I follow some really funny and clever people on Twitter. And those of you who aren't funny and clever at least have enough sense to re-tweet funny and clever people. 

We'll start our recap posts with celebs and awards shows. Twitter posts will be listed (mostly) in chronological order. 

@abalderrama

Look at Angelina Jolie--you can tell she wants to adopt this French composer. #goldenglobes

@mindykaling

What a compelling song-writing journey, Madonna!

@ebertchicago

Okay, I do this for a living, and I just had to look up "W.E." on IMDb.

@WendiAarons

With Heather Locklear & Demi Moore both being rushed to the hospital lately, I have to ask: Is Phoebe Cates okay?

@Babybloomr

Marc Anthony looks like a dapper Hispanic Jiminy Cricket. #Grammys

@ssspoonah

I can't tell if #thebeachboys are wearing ear pieces or hearing aids. #Grammys

@lauriewrites

Every time I hear "The Band Perry" I'm compelled to shout "THE FAMILY VON TRAPP."

@KenJennings

Hey Sting: I bet the Russians loved their children MORE than we did, because their kids were never like "It's a free country!" in sass-voice

@kalisah 

Martha Stewart's dog won the Westminster Dog Show? Is there anything that woman DOESN'T do??

@dmac24

Appeal to men. 

@TemerityJane

Last night, Phil flipping through the channels past a commercial: "STOP STOP GO BACK TIM RIGGINS TIM RIGGINS I SAW TIM RIGGINS."

@WendiAarons

Dumbest question on the Red Carpet: "What's your secret?" Like Penelope Cruz is going to let Iowans know she drinks unicorn plasma?

@celebrityhottub

OSCAR FACT: You are ineligible for the award for Film Editing if you leave Channing Tatum in your movie.

@Sundry

Such a bummer to see Drive mentioned for something other than Bitchinest Movie Also Featuring Best Jacket.

@MamaChockley

Meryl is 3-17? Can she at least pull down boards? How are her assists?

@Lawcomic

Jack White is a Tim Burton character.

@wilw

"Hospitalized for exhaustion" is the new "asking for a friend". WE KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, PR FLACKS. STOP INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.

@SER1897

Andy Warhol said in the future everyone will be married to Kim Kardashian for 15 minutes.

@allisonzapata

Because I always masturbate in public when I'm exhausted. #Kony2012

@thejessknox

I got a news alert that @Lin_Manuel is out for the rest of the season due to a knee injury. Does that mean he comes back after the Tonys?

@jdickerson

Stanley Tucci in Hunger Games is so fantastic I would like him to host Oscars in character.

@Mom101

Fiat totally lost me with the Charlie Sheen ad. Way to make a violent, woman-abusing drug addict your spokesperson.

@thatkristen

It's amazing such a gigantic asshole can fit in such a tiny car.

@Lawcomic

I'm willing to say Ashton Kutcher is a racist without even seeing the ads in question. Mainly because I am tired of Ashton Kutcher.

@GaryJanetti

So pissed off. Just got to the theater and found out Ricky Martin doesn't play Evita.

@GoodInkInc

Just discovered Jon Stewart was supposed to play Goldie Hawn's lover in The First Wives Club. Scenes cut. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD YOU CUT THAT?

@tomandlorenzo

Nina is in Lanvin. Heidi is wearing a sequined sheet  #ProjectRunway #MBFW #NYFW

@MitchEnglish

Oh. I get it. Zooey Deschanel is quirky.

@salihughes

My strong feeling is that Coco Chanel would have considered Brad Pitt nowhere near man enough for the No 5 campaign.

‏@danielmaier

Gary Glitter arrested on suspicion of sex offences. It's always the ones you least suspect, isn't it?

‏@Lin_Manuel

Guys, I really hope the five people I meet in Heaven are N'Sync. -@JustinMcElroy #MBMBaM

@ericdintino

4.5 years in and still an amazing show #castle. Is there any scene or line that still sticks out to you as your favorite?

‏@MollyQuinn93

during set up @NathanFillion was in my light and I said "ur in my light" He replied, "I am ur light" :) funny&true

@Mike_FTW

I wonder if Ryan Gosling’s dog knows he’s Ryan Gosling’s dog.