We'll start our recap posts with celebs and awards shows. Twitter posts will be listed (mostly) in chronological order.
Look at Angelina Jolie--you can tell she wants to adopt this French composer.
What a compelling song-writing journey, Madonna!
Okay, I do this for a living, and I just had to look up "W.E." on IMDb.
With Heather Locklear & Demi Moore both being rushed to the hospital lately, I have to ask: Is Phoebe Cates okay?
Marc Anthony looks like a dapper Hispanic Jiminy Cricket.
I can't tell if
wearing ear pieces or hearing aids. #Grammys
Every time I hear "The Band Perry" I'm compelled to shout "THE FAMILY VON TRAPP."
Hey Sting: I bet the Russians loved their children MORE than we did, because their kids were never like "It's a free country!" in sass-voice
Martha Stewart's dog won the Westminster Dog Show? Is there anything that woman DOESN'T do??
Appeal to men.
Last night, Phil flipping through the channels past a commercial: "STOP STOP GO BACK TIM RIGGINS TIM RIGGINS I SAW TIM RIGGINS."
Dumbest question on the Red Carpet: "What's your secret?" Like Penelope Cruz is going to let Iowans know she drinks unicorn plasma?
OSCAR FACT: You are ineligible for the award for Film Editing if you leave Channing Tatum in your movie.
Such a bummer to see Drive mentioned for something other than Bitchinest Movie Also Featuring Best Jacket.
Meryl is 3-17? Can she at least pull down boards? How are her assists?
Jack White is a Tim Burton character.
"Hospitalized for exhaustion" is the new "asking for a friend". WE KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, PR FLACKS. STOP INSULTING OUR INTELLIGENCE.
Andy Warhol said in the future everyone will be married to Kim Kardashian for 15 minutes.
Because I always masturbate in public when I'm exhausted.
I got a news alert that @Lin_Manuel is out for the rest of the season due to a knee injury. Does that mean he comes back after the Tonys?
Stanley Tucci in Hunger Games is so fantastic I would like him to host Oscars in character.
Fiat totally lost me with the Charlie Sheen ad. Way to make a violent, woman-abusing drug addict your spokesperson.
It's amazing such a gigantic asshole can fit in such a tiny car.
I'm willing to say Ashton Kutcher is a racist without even seeing the ads in question. Mainly because I am tired of Ashton Kutcher.
So pissed off. Just got to the theater and found out Ricky Martin doesn't play Evita.
Just discovered Jon Stewart was supposed to play Goldie Hawn's lover in The First Wives Club. Scenes cut. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD YOU CUT THAT?
Nina is in Lanvin. Heidi is wearing a sequined sheet
#ProjectRunway #MBFW #NYFW
Oh. I get it. Zooey Deschanel is quirky.
My strong feeling is that Coco Chanel would have considered Brad Pitt nowhere near man enough for the No 5 campaign.
Gary Glitter arrested on suspicion of sex offences. It's always the ones you least suspect, isn't it?
Guys, I really hope the five people I meet in Heaven are N'Sync. -
4.5 years in and still an amazing show
#castle. Is there any scene
or line that still sticks out to you as your favorite?
during set up
@NathanFillion was in my light and I said "ur in
my light" He replied, "I am ur light" :) funny&true
I wonder if Ryan Gosling’s dog knows he’s Ryan Gosling’s dog.