Live Blogging the Emmy Red Carpet!

5:28 I just got here. Sorry I fell asleep on the sofa watching football! Have we missed anyone good? I'm watching the red carpet on E, even though god, I HATE Ryan Seacrest. I pretty much hate everyone who does red carpet. I wish someone would give me a job doing it.
5:37 - So far the only thing I've seen is Ryan talking about his sweat. It's hot in LA. We get it.
5:40 - Jeff Probst: "If it's Bergeron, I'm pulling a Kanye." Heh. Button up your shirt, Probst.
5:46 - Sigourney Weaver's hair & dress look beautiful and age appropriate. Well played.
5:48 - Rob Lowe always looks hot. He can't help it. Kelly Cucco is awfully chatty. I'm gonna need some of what she's on tomorrow morning.
5:53 - Pre-recorded comedy sketches, E? Really? With actors we don't even know? REALLY? God, is the red carpet on another channel?
5:56 - switching over to TV Guide channel. It can't be any worse.
5:58 - Oh, turns out it CAN be worse. The sound can not line up with the audio. *Rolls eyes*
6:03 - I'm seeing a lot of jewel colors and they look nice on the carpet.
6:05 - Sandra Oh does look like an Emmy statue in her strapless gold. They're calling the shoes red, but they look pink on my TV. Maybe my color needs an adjustment.
6:07 - So far the men - Rob Lowe, Jon Hamm, Stephen Moyer from True Blood - are wowing me more than the women. I'm seeing a lot of strapless gowns with long flowy chiffon skirts. It's like prom out there.
6:14 - Julianna just asked Andy Samburg how his box is tonight. Like his Dick-in-a-Box box. The hell? She's the same one that asked Kate Walsh - who is going through a divorce - if she'd like to have kids one day. Why is she not fired?
6:16 - Jon Stewart's wife is wearing a loose side braid. It's a risky hair move, but I kind of like its originality.
6:18 - Finally, here's Kyra Sedgewick. Why did she not walk the carpet with Kevin? Wish E would SHOW HER DRESS. The shoulders of it appear lovely.
6:19 - Kara DioGardi seems to be wearing her grandmother's caftan over the top of her sparkly dress.
6:25 - More bright colors from Tracy Pollan, Dana Delaney, Christina Applegate, Sara Silverman. (Is she here with Jimmy Fallon? As a date?) Sara looks like she's wearing one of those Martha Washington hip extenders that you can rest your elbows on.
6:32 - E's camera pans up Mark Wahlburg but fails to show us any dresses. Who's running this bitch?
6:36 - Blake Lively is wearing a braid too. And not much else. That's a deep v-neck. And I high slit. And backless! She's got the body for it. I like her with her hair down though.
6:39 - Leighton Meester looks pretty glam from the neck up. Her dress looks kind of like those t-shirt that are ripped into strips & then tied into knots.
6:41 - Jon Cryer has dressed as a shout-out to Sgt. Pepper. Hayden Penettiere looks so put-together and beautiful. Ryan is asking her if she & her Heroes on-screen college roommate might make out. Oy.
6:43 - Julia Louis Dryfess looks beautiful in a deep blue dress. I love how she wears color. She always looks great at these things.
6:45 - the hair trend for women is some really pretty updo's - Hayden Penettiere, Kyra Sedgewick, Tina Fey, Heidi Klum, Leighton Meester, Drew Barrymore. Not as messy as in day's past, but not slicked-back ballerina buns either.
6:48 - JT's hair is really dark! But I like the length and the controlled curl. It's a really good look for him! Patricia Arquette's boobs look like they're about to make a run for it.
6:52 - Just realized that Blake Lively totally has the Fergilicious-thing going on.
6:56 - Tiny Fey looks good in black, but I wish, with her coloring, she would try wearing COLOR. Take a note from Julia Louis Dreyfes.
6:57 - Kristen Chenowith looks adorable! She's wearing short. I think Christina Applegate wins the red carpet for me tonight.