This afternoon I went to go see the new
Tim Riggins Wolverine movie with Big Daddy. That move was so lame. Allow me to list the ways:
- Before the movie even started we had to sit through the most stupid and boring commercials in the history of advertising. Including some car commercial where the car drove around on a huge canvas with different color paint on its tires "creating art" that went on forever & ever and was boring as hell. AND THEN THEY RAN IT AGAIN.
- OMG it was so, so loud. Even the previews. It totally hurt my ears. AND THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THERE WITH BABIES! BABIES!! Who does that?
- 30 minutes into the film, when they carried Wolverine to some lab under a lake or something (IDK. I know absolutely nothing about X Men.), Chip says to me, "Ohhh...this is a prequel." And I'm all, "IT'S CALLED *ORIGINS*." Doesn't anyone pay any attention to words anymore?
- The writing wasn't just lame. It wasn't just weak. It was BAD. Wolverine said things like: "I'm coming for blood. Point me in the direction and get out of my way." *yawn*
- The name of the indestructable metal that they replace Wolverine's skeleton with is called "adamantium." And every time they said it I thought they were talking about that singer from the 80s. Don't drink, don't smoke...what do ya do?
- It's a little annoying to me that EVERY superhero becomes a superhero because someone evil killed his family. I mean seriously, can they not come up with anything else?
- *Sigh* Another fight between Wolverine and Sabertooth? How many of these do I need to sit through in two hours?
- Maybe worst of all, Tim Riggins didn't show up until the last half-hour of the movie. If I had known that, I might have showed up a bit later. Skipped all those obnoxious ads and stuff.
- Also? Tim Riggins showed up twice in the movie (I don't think that's a spoiler.) The first time, he had this really bad Steel Magnolias-type southern accent (he was supposed to be from New Orleans). The second time, he was back to his Friday Night Lights-Texas accent. But so what. HE IS HOT.
- After the movie, when I went in the bathroom to pee, there was a lady in there brushing her teeth. ????? Who does that? Maybe the same people who bring babies to action flicks.
My recommendation: Rent it. Then you can fast-forward to the Tim Riggins part.
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2 comments:
you just tell it like it is....and I love it!!!
I know this is an old post but it cracked me up! I, too was drooling over Tim in that movie. I had no idea who he was but immediately googled him when I got home. I also blogged about it later. He must have really moved us! HA!
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