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Mommy Dearest,
What is the deal with throwing us a 76-degree day in the middle of winter? Are we supposed to appreciate this as some kind of bonus? Because frankly I'm not feeling the least bit grateful.
See, we don't know how to dress for a 76-degree day in the middle of winter. It's too warm for tights, and yet the winter skin on our legs is white and dry and not prepared to see the sun for at least another month and a half. Pants aren't really an option because they're all too dark and heavy for such warm weather.
So this may all seem like a great joke to you - or perhaps it's payback to Al Gore for all the campaigning he's been doing on your behalf lately - but to those of us here on earth, that shit's not funny. Pick a season and stick with it for a couple months, would ya?
Sincerely,
kalisa
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I agree with you. Today we are having thunderstorms, tomorrow we are supposed to get flurries.
It's no wonder were all sick.
The weather is beyond out of control - perhaps Mother Nature needs some sort of medication?
It's 45 here and raining. I'll trade you.
Umm yeah, I agree. I woke up today it was raining, 50sih. Outfit planned. I shower and get ready, go out with the dogs, its sunny and 77. hmmm, ok, I choose another outfit. I go out for lunch. I was in the restaurant for 45 minutes. Come out is 52, windy as hell and raining. WTF??? I can't carry a closet in my car so can agree to choose ONE weather pattern per day?
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