It's all Relative

Yesterday I was talking to a girl who is here on business for a couple of days from Montreal. She asked me if there were any places to shop around town or near her hotel. I was all, "If you're going to be traveling around the states for a while, this is not the city you want to shop in. Seriously, mon chere."

And she said, "Do ewe 'ave Ahn Taylor or Bahnahnah Crepubleec?"

And I said, "Well...yeah...we have those."

And she said, "Because wee onlee 'ave one and so a pair euf pahnts that cost ewe $90 costs us $140."

And I was all, "I am such a self-centered bitch. Excuse me one moment while I go over here and count my blessings."