Did you know there was an awards show last night?

Let's get right to it.

Bright-colored dresses were all the rage last night. Kyra Sedgwick, Jenna Fischer, Vanessa Williams, January Jones and Marcia Cross were among those sporting jewel tones. But unfortunately, I didn't care much for the style of most of them. While Sara Ramirez's dress is a little plain in the front, it had a nice parting shot and the color was completely fabulous on her. (This was the only photo of her I could find.)

Diane Lane, easily one of the most beautiful women in the world, did herself no favors with this. When the space between your chin and your breasts is greater than two feet, you may want to rethink your undergarments.

Kate Beckinsale just looks a mess all the way around to me. The dress looks more like party decorations than a red-carpet gown, and her hair makes her face look abnormally long.

This is not a bad dress, but this fabric is so challenging. It makes Jenna Fischer look wide across the middle in a way that I doubt she actually is.

I feel like I've seen this dress on Kate Hudson about 14 times already.

This hair and dress combination make Becki Newton from Ugly Betty look like a bobblehead. Is she really that thin? Yikes. She should have gone for a dress that created some curves.

Her make up was lovely though.

As was Eva Parker's, although I can't say I'm crazy about her hair. Eva has beautiful, glossy hair and I just prefer when she wears it straight and shiny.

While we're on make up...pregnancy must agree with Ms. Blanchett because OMG! FLAWLESS!

As was this lovely girl. Whoever she is. (Sophia Bush?) (Wait...is this the same girl who used to be a model who's related to the former governor of Florida who is by chance related to the current guy in the White House?) (Well she looks very pretty anyway so it's unfortunate that she has to be related to such a nutjob.)

I wish Debra Messing would find some dresses that are more flattering to her flat-as-a-board figure. I mean, thank god she hasn't opted for big fake Hollywood boobs, but it seems like every time I see her on the red carpet, she's wearing something strapless or that otherwise calls unnecessary attention to the fact that she has the figure of a 12-year-old boy. Maybe she likes it that way but I just think she could look better.

Ellen Pompeo, do you even HAVE a stylist? Because every time I see you at an event you just look CRAZY. Is this wrinkly mess made out of aluminum foil or what? Girl, you need help. Don't be afraid to reach out.

Juno's Ellen Page looked very pretty and age-appropriate but I wonder if she didn't feel a little underdressed in this? Also, someone needs to maybe teach her how to stand.

Christina Applegate looked stunning, as ever. I LOVE this dress so much and it just looks so perfect on her. She's another woman that's just looking better & better with age, so I'm glad her career is going so well for her.

America Ferrara, you are a knock-out honey, and I'm sorry that Lady Jay from ANTM called you Jennifer. Whatever. This color is a little drab for a special event, but the style is so classic that you're really making it work.

My personal favorite, Marion Cotillard:

who I'm glad to see doesn't have those crazy googly eyes in real life that she did as Edith Piaf.

Also, Javier Bardem

HOT