I think I figured out why the city doesn't sleep

When the car dropped us off at the hotel (at midnight), I thought, "Oh! How nice! A boutique hotel! It'll be so European!"

And then I got to the room.

I know, you're thinking, "Nice bed." But let me be clear with you: THIS IS THE ENTIRE ROOM. I AM STANDING UP AGAINST THE DOOR. You are looking at the window curtains (which did not close, BTW) on the right and in the bottom left you see the opposite corner of the room. It was 6x6, max.