An Open Letter to Holiday Advertisers

Dear Corporations,

Just because we only see your holiday ads once a year DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'T REMEMBER THEM FROM THE YEAR BEFORE. (And here's a hint: if it didn't convince me to buy your product last year, chances are running the exact same ad this year isn't going to have a different effect on me.)

Also, to that one casino advertising on the radio, it's never a good idea to call yourself the "Slot Capital of the South." No matter what kind of accent you have, it just doesn't sound nice.

Your welcome,
kalisah