Meme for the Sleep Deprived

Kaleigh didn't actually tag me for this, but I'm stealing it from her anyway. She used it for her daily NaNoNaNo post (or whatever it's called) b/c she had just worked an around-the-clock shift and since we're obviously working similar hours this week, I'm following her lead.


Four First Names of Crushes I’ve Had
1. Andy - my second-grade love
2. Matt - fourth grade
3. Jeff - an older man in church (he was 12, I think?)
4. Steve - Mr. Most Handsome in high school


Four Pieces of Clothing I Wish I Still Owned
1. my Jordache jeans, circa 1983
2. my green, sleeveless jumpsuit and white shirt with HUGE collar from my 3rd grade school photo, circa 1975
3. my all-polyester white baptism dress, circa 1974
4. my paisley red velvet dress from the family Christmas card, circa 1970


Four Names I’ve Been Called at One Time or Another
1. kalisha
2. calista
3. kalissah (rhymes w/ "melissa")
4. clarissa
(none of which are actually my name)


Four Professions I Secretly Want to Try
1. rock star
2. high school english teacher
3. magazine columnist
4. book editor


Four Musicians I’d Most Want to Go on a Date With
1. Harry Connick Jr.
2. Freddie Mercury (what? does he have to be alive? or straight? FREDDIE MERCURY WAS A MUSICAL GENIUS, MAN.)
3. Jon Bon Jovi (I'm totally showing my age)
4. Kristen Chenowith (I have such a girl-crush on her.)


Four Foods I’d Rather Throw Than Eat
1. meat that's on a bone
2. salad
3. sausage
4. the ends of long skinny food like french fries, fried cheese, hot dogs, etc.


Four Things I Like to Sniff
1. Pomegranate beanpod candles
2. fresh-cut limes
3. lavendar (when I'm tired)
4. inside my Starbucks