Dream Kalisah

Last night I dreamed I was to carpool to work with Chris (which is kind of weird, since we live in different states). His mother - who was actually the mom from Two-and-a-Half Men - and little girl picked me up and brought me back to their house, where his wife was vilely mean to us all, using a racial slur against a black woman riding with us and then taunting her when she became offended. Then she attacked me with some sort of stuffed and mounted bird of prey that had its mouth open in this attack-like stance and I woke up in heart-pounding fear. (It was much scarier in the dream than it is on paper.) From what I know of Beth, I have no reason to believe that she is anything like this.

Although Chris could totally pass as Charlie & Alan's third brother.