Would you be concerned?

Let's say there's a new restaurant going up just a couple miles from your house. An Italian restaurant. Would you be concerned?


What if I told you that the building has no windows. NONE. And inside, the kitchen is the size of a closet. And there's two big, raised stages. Now would you be concerned?

What if I told you that the owner, a Mr. Steve Cooper, is pretty well-known in town. Not for owning restaurants (he owns none), but for owning strip clubs (he owns five). Now would you be concerned?

What if I told you that said "restaurant" is going up right across the street from a huge, multi-field baseball park that's full of children and families pretty much all year round. Would you be concerned about the level of clientele hanging out in this neighborhood?

Look, I'm a liberal. You all know that. I could care less if you want to own a strip club, work in a strip club, or go to a strip club. Just don't put one in my backyard and bring down my property values. And keep your drugs and prostitutes and drunken brawls away from my kid.

Would you be concerned?