Friday, May 18, 2007

How to know when you might need to look into AA*

Monday - you deliver a scathing although completely unintelligible rant on the job

Tuesday - it's broadcast on the local TV news.

Later Tuesday - you're taken to the hospital where you spend the night and are released, for not the first time.

Thursday - a hotel concierge has to call 911 because you got so drunk in the bar you fell of the bar stool and landed on your head.

Friday - the local TV news plays the 911 call.

* Yes, State Senator Ophelia Ford, I'm talking to YOU

1 comments:

mark said...

Yup. I was thinkin' the same thing.