HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS???

So, speaking of shoes.

After posting that photo of Lily Allen, I started surfing the web in search of her magical shoes. Which of course I did not find anywhere.

I did, however find these Christian Louboutins

which are unbelievably cute! And yellow! But satin. And I really have my heart set on patent. So I kept looking. And I came across theseWhich don't meet any of my criteria (cork heel, white patent leather upper). But I still thought they were cute and fun. But I digress. I digress further. There were these Steve Maddens. Which are okay - I can do without the scored heels, but they have the ankle strap. But they only come in black. Which, who wears black sandals in the summertime? Continued searching only left me thinking, "I've seen all these shoes about six times now." So then I got the bright idea that hey! Maybe Steve Madden has these in another color, they're just not carried by Nordstroms, right? So I got to his site, and I stumble upon THIS.

Oh yes, honey. DESIGN YOUR OWN SHOES. No, I am not fucking kidding!! And, at the risk of repeating myself, HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS???

I picked out two myself:
1. DYO Caracal - cork heel; white patent uppers; natural sockliner
2. DYO Ligerr - cork heel; yellow patent uppers; natural sockliner