Sunday, April 22, 2007

James Lipton's Ten Questions

1. What is your favorite word?
Grace. I love it because it's one of those words that sounds like what it means. If I'd ever had a daughter, her name would have included "Grace."

2. What is your least favorite word?
Words that degrades certain races or genders of people completely make me cringe.

3. What turns you on?
Driving with my top down on a beautiful day

4. What turns you off?
People who feed me details when all I need is bullet points

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
(Also fucking [adj.], fuckin'-a, fucktard, and motherfucker.)

6. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of My Kid's voice changing. It charms me.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of turn signals in cars. Why can't they give you the option of turning off that noise? I promise I won't drive around with my turn signals on.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Teaching

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Sales

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Your dad's been waiting for you."

4 comments:

sarah said...

I like your new place! And I so agree with you on the sound of a turn signal. When others leave their turn signal on, it forces me to become a passenger-seat-driver just so the noise will stop!

Mark said...

'Twas afraid we were losing you. I'm really glad you're sticking around.

I remain a fan (of the blog and you).

Eclecta said...

Yay!!! Love the fact that I can continue to read your writing!

Although, I must question you on #3 ... YOUR top down? ;-> I know, I'm SO immature. LOL

kalisah said...

uhh...yeah...that would be my CAR TOP down!!!