Before I Die

1. Get a tattoo. Feb. 13, 2010 - Black & gold fleur-de-lis on my ankle
   
2. Lipo my belly.
3. Get a Brazilian bikini wax.
4. Visit my dad’s grave in Syracuse.
5. Cruise the Greek Isles.
6. Visit Shelley in the Netherlands.
7. Own a designer purse.
8. And a pair of Manolos.
9. Attend a Broadway show.
10. And a Knicks game in the Garden.
11. Visit Pearl Harbor.
12. Take My Kid to the Pass Christian Mardi Gras parade.
13. Perform the National Anthem at a basketball game.
14. Get a passport.
15. Sunbathe topless on the Riviera.
16. See my name in a film’s credits.
17. Trade my car in on a convertible.
18. Own a beach house.
19. See the Winter Palace in Russia.
20. Ride a gondola in Venice.
21. Attend the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
22. Meet Harry Connick, Jr. December 14, 2008
23. See my Tigers win an NCAA basketball title.
24. And my SAINTS win a Superbowl. February 7, 2010
    
25. Visit a French café and order in French.
26. Attend a designer fashion show.
27. Go to the Southern Hemisphere and watch the water go down the drain backwards.
28. Have a spa weekend.
29. Take a vacation by myself.
30. Go to a service at Al Green’s church.
31. Attend a Democratic National Convention.